I pulled a piece of road out of the ground and draped it over a rock like a blanket, it’s not hot at all

This Instagram photo map is pretty accurate
#instaspam

FLY!!!!!
Be free!!!

Using toilet paper is, like, ripping the skin off of this little guy

Bet you think you’re cute, don’t ya silly dog?!

Perpy derg ….

Improv number … Something!
Rice, couscous and meat!
YAY!!!

Gourmet chef here
#genius

Ever wonder what you get when you cook rice in packet soup?
Lumpy green sludge!!!
#improvising

This costed me NOTHING!!!
Completely #FREE!!

LAWL #hipster photo of my lunch cause I’m cool!!

#PLOT day 2 healthy chicken and vegetable soup, god I hate vegetables. I like meat, I want a steak!

Unsure if healthy, but definitely better than mcdonalds #PLOT (Taken with Instagram)

#PLOT
Day 1 lunch : 2 apples, water and aspirin (I hate #headaches )
….. Yum?? (Taken with Instagram)